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May 2, 2023·edited May 2, 2023Liked by randy

You're definitely not the asshole in that conversation. But that is the the type of stupid conversation I would also have so maybe I'm bias.

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We all have asshole moments (I can think of a dozen I had in the past week) but that doesnt make us permanent assholes :)

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Unfortunately? Are you kidding? It's your personal monopoly, and the title of your first book. "To Be an Asshole or Not To Be an Asshole." or "Assholes May Have Ruined the World, but They Can Also Save It" or "You Could Be the Asshole Who Changes the World!"

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DQ was my first *official* job.... this is 100% BS!

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The DQI (Dairy Queen Incident) made me frickin' laugh out loud. Priceless. Please keep walking the line of questionable asshole and sharing stories about it. (I would have been worse.)

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Hit us with your favorite veggie recipes, Randy!!

Also, how would you recommend someone get into vegetarianism--aside from just going cold turkey--is there a "healthy" way to approach it?

P.S. You're KILLING me with this Dairy Queen dialogue 😂

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